#Hate when you say things that make no sense when your snoozingTumblr (3.0; @iamhomeless)http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6bscVk701qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And that would be me!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244684064http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244684064Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:56:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lujgoreaZz1ql9kolo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish I had this growing up when my dad made me mow our grass!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244643506http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244643506Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:55:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7bm8QdZW1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244594209http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244594209Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:53:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7btm1qKb1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244543480http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15244543480Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:52:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4pkl2KTz1r8b6neo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jelous</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15146322671http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15146322671Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:57:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4z36rPZ21qb6mp4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heidimontag666.tumblr.com/post/15138229299/omg-this-is-my-favorite-picture-of-britney">heidimontag666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omg this is my favorite picture of britney</p> <p>LOL.</p> </blockquote> <p>Haha my fav celeb</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15145851959http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15145851959Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:48:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1d835mPQ1qzkfbpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakfast is my favorite meal ever!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15091462669http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15091462669Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:55:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwq4a3K94P1r4ug1no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love <3 this is what my jeep will look it!!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090939527http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090939527Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:43:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltvmpdZXEY1qfviueo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Very true ;-)</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090817518http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090817518Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:41:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltx269j3FC1qmaqeno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My obsession <3</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090759049http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/15090759049Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:39:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpq46T1Ha1qz4cuyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/14723425877/nose-thief" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://shirt.woot.com/shirts/nose-thief">Nose Thief</a></p></blockquote>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14738609158http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14738609158Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:25:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GiEqlv9JVRA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/14727344226/sant-a-cademy-a-bootcamp-for-training-santas" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/sant-a-cademy-a-bootcamp-for-training-santas/">Sant-A-Cademy, A Bootcamp For Training Santas</a></p></blockquote> <p>Merry Christmas! I almost feel bad for asking for a pony this year</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14738595338http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14738595338Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:24:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwoq25H2sf1qeb24eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/14709989518/george-costanza-wishes-you-a-happy-festivus-2011" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/george-costanza-wishes-you-a-happy-festivus-2011/">George Costanza Wishes You a Happy Festivus 2011</a></p></blockquote>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14719391043http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14719391043Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:47:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwobgz0qne1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/14683918955/how-to-make-a-giant-snow-ski-ramp-off-of-your-roof" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/how-to-make-a-giant-snow-ski-ramp-off-of-your-roof/">How to Make a Giant Snow Ski Ramp Off Of Your Roof</a></p></blockquote> <p>Yes I’m doing this!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14688480195http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14688480195Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:04:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwnxleArIc1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14688454605http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14688454605Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:03:31 -0500<br /> Me: can you put lotion on my tattoo?<br /> Boyfriend: is that your way of asking for a massage?<br /> Me: hurry up and stick your hand down there!<br /> "Boyfriend puts lotion on my ass"<br /> Me: okay okay stop b4 she comes up here <br /> "laughing and waiting, realizing she is not coming upstairs" <br /> Boyfriend: do you want me to go round two on your ass!?<br /> <br /> <br /> .....all this to put lotion on a tattoohttp://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14493477514http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14493477514Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:58:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvu9zck9y11qzabkfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahtattoos.com/post/14244561114/done-by-danielpaarup-at-bennyblack-dk">fuckyeahtattoos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Done By DanielPaarup at BennyBlack - DK</p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Benny-Black-Store/132882523455936"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Benny-Black-Store/132882523455936">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Benny-Black-Store/132882523455936</a></a></p> <p>I don’t think i need to discribe the tattoo. It tells its own story :)</p> </blockquote>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14460949780http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14460949780Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:58:57 -0500<span id="video_player_14403290173">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_14403290173",'http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/video_file/14403290173/tumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lwemg5LdQu1r8sp6f_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>A farting piggy bank :-)</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14403290173http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14403290173Sun, 18 Dec 2011 09:48:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcsc4cOjQ1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is for you kara!</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14382758061http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14382758061Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:18:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcshaKgdP1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Describes me perfectly</p>http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14382696673http://iamhomeless.tumblr.com/post/14382696673Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:17:21 -0500