• Me: can you put lotion on my tattoo?
  • Boyfriend: is that your way of asking for a massage?
  • Me: hurry up and stick your hand down there!
  • "Boyfriend puts lotion on my ass"
  • Me: okay okay stop b4 she comes up here
  • "laughing and waiting, realizing she is not coming upstairs"
  • Boyfriend: do you want me to go round two on your ass!?
  • .....all this to put lotion on a tattoo