December 2011
20 posts
Ass cream... That's preparation H
Me: can you put lotion on my tattoo?
Boyfriend: is that your way of asking for a massage?
Me: hurry up and stick your hand down there!
"Boyfriend puts lotion on my ass"
Me: okay okay stop b4 she comes up here
"laughing and waiting, realizing she is not coming upstairs"
Boyfriend: do you want me to go round two on your ass!?
.....all this to put lotion on a tattoo
WatchA farting piggy bank :-)
“I have to check out that poop!”
– Dad
WatchThis is what happens when you play dicecapased game with your bf an your dad…(btw) it’s the first time I have brought him home. Epic!!
It’s like two jello molds going at it
